Sid Hartman. Or to be more specific, Sid. You
didn’t need to say the man’s last name for anyone in Minnesota to know who you
were referring to. Sid died Sunday at age 100, the same day his final column
was published in the Minneapolis Star Tribune.
I worked with Sid for nearly 20 years at the
Star Tribune. For my first five years there I worked on the sports desk,
meaning I was one of the people who bore the task of editing Sid’s column. Or
as I like to call it, we translated Sid’s raw copy into English.
I could try to describe Sid, but the memories,
the personal stories of Sid I carry with me seem to be the best way to tell you
about the Sid I knew. These are not in chronological order, but the first story
is about the first time I became aware of Sid, and for me the final story sums
up Sid in all his glory, all his bombast, and all his caring sweetness.
“Who are they talking about?”
I did not grow up in Minnesota so I did not
read Sid’s column as a youth. I was a college student working in the sports
department at the Des Moines Register the first time I heard Sid’s name. It was
1980, the day after a Hawkeye-Gopher football game in Minneapolis, when some of
the reporters who had been there were having a heated discussion in the Register
newsroom. One of them hollered, "That son of a (bleep) thinks he owns the
press box!" I whispered to someone, "Who are they talking
about?" The reply: "Oh that (gd) Sid Hartman."
Sid, Tyus and the tape recorder
When there was a high-profile high school
athlete in the Twin Cities, Sid liked to get them into his column. Apple
Valley’s Tyus Jones, who went on to play at Duke and is now in the NBA, was
Sid’s interview target during a state tournament game at Target Center.
Whenever Sid came to a high school game, I acted as his guide, found him a seat
next to me, answered his questions and tried to keep him happy.
During Apple Valley’s state quarterfinal game,
Sid asked, “Can you help me get Tyus one-on-one?” I said I would be happy to do
so. After the game, I talked to the Apple Valley coaches and told them when the
team came out of the locker room I would escort Tyus into a quiet corner so he
could be interviewed by Sid, and the other media members could talk to Tyus
when Sid was finished. It worked out perfectly, except for one thing.
When I returned to press row, Sid was fiddling
with his old battery-powered, shoulder-strap cassette tape recorder. He was
pushing buttons, turning dials, holding it up to his ear. He handed it to me
and said, “John, I can’t hear my interview with Tyus. Can you see if you can get
it to work?”
I pushed, I turned, I listened. There was
nothing but silence and I realized that Sid had never hit the “record” button
when he talked to Tyus. Informed of this, Sid simply said, “When do they play
again?” I told him their next game was the following day. He said, “OK, I’ll
come back tomorrow and interview him again.” And he did.
Sid and the Internet
One of my favorite Sid quotes (yes,
he actually said this): “There’s a lot of stuff on that Internet.”
My sister in Sid’s building
Sid was a
partner in a real estate company that owns apartment buildings in the Twin
Cities. One of my sisters lived in a Sid building for a time. Informed of this
fact, he asked me, "Which building?" When I told him, he grew quite frantic
and said, "What's she doing living in THAT neighborhood?" AND HE
OWNED THE BUILDING.
Sid and George Steinbrenner
The New York Yankees were in town and one
evening after a game Sid brought his buddy George Steinbrenner into the
newsroom. We all shook hands with George as Sid beamed. This was before cell
phone cameras and of course no one thought to holler at a photographer who was
probably 20 feet away.
Sid and his close personal friend Chick
Chick Hearn was the longtime broadcast
voice of the Los Angeles Lakers, calling games from 1961 until 2002. His given
name was Francis but everyone had called him Chick since his college days. Over
the years, Sid and Chick had become good friends. But Sid was less than famous
for getting names correct, whether in print or in person.
Before a Lakers-Timberwolves game at
Target Center, Chick was in the dining room having a pregame meal. Sid walked
in, saw his close personal friend Chick Hearn and yelled, “There he is! The
great CHUCK Hearn!”
The nicknames
Sid was famous for the nicknames he
bestowed on people; part of that was because, again, he had a hard time
remembering actual names. The person who wrote obituaries at the Star Tribune?
Sid called him Mr. Mortuary. A fellow who had previously worked in Lansing,
Michigan, was Mr. Lansing. A guy who wore flannel shirts on a regular basis was
Mr. Shirts. For some reason Sid never came up with a nickname for me. He could
have gone with Mr. Iowa (my home state) or Mr. Phoenix (where I had worked
previously). He just called me John.
Before a game at Target Center, Sid
saw someone who worked behind the scenes and said, “Hey, Mister (A)hole, how
are you doing?” As Sid walked away the fellow absolutely beamed and said, “I’m
moving up in the world. Before today Sid always just called me (A)hole! Now I’m
MISTER (A)hole!”
Chad’s mailbox
It was called The Drive-By, The
March, The Arrival. This was the moment in the late afternoon when Sid entered
the Star Tribune newsroom to begin work on his column after spending all day
visiting the headquarters of the Twins, Vikings, Timberwolves, Gophers and
wherever else he wanted to go. He asked questions during these visits but
didn’t write much down. He carried his old tape recorder (later replaced by an
iPhone held by an assistant). When he entered the office, he handed that day’s
tape to his designated transcriber – a talented, patient fellow named Jeff Day transcribed
those tapes for years, right up to the end.
When my son Joe was attending the
University of Minnesota, he worked as a part-time copy aide in the Star Tribune
sports department. The main duty was answering the phones, taking scores and
other info. Hearing of Sid’s death, he Tweeted from his home in the Phoenix
area: “Always glad I wasn't the one who had to transcribe
the Sid Hartman tapes, but happy someone was.”
Seeing Sid make The March would
often tell you how his day was going. He always moved at a rapid pace and
sometimes he would be quite jolly and sometimes he would be snarly.
One winter day, I looked across the
newsroom from my desk and saw the snarling version of Sid storming in my general
direction. He was definitely agitated. As he came within earshot I said, “Hey
Sid, what’s wrong?” He went into an obscenity-laced tirade aimed directly at
himself: “Well (obscenity) John! If I had a (obscenity) gun I’d shoot myself in
the (obscenity) head! I was backing out of Chad’s (obscenity) driveway and I
backed right over the (obscenity) mailbox! And that’s the SECOND (OBSCENITY)
TIME I’VE DONE THAT!”
Sid, this means you
A message was written on white
athletic tape over the threshold of the door that led from the Twins Metrodome
clubhouse into the players-only training room: “No media past this point. Sid,
this means you!” It never even slowed him down.
Sid Hartman is on vacation The Star Tribune created a
coffee-table book of historic front pages upon the newspaper’s 125th
anniversary book. I was flipping though the book one day in the office when Sid
walked past. I said, “Hey Sid, look that this,” as I pointed to a front page
from 90-some years before. “Look down here in the corner of the page. It says ‘Sid
Hartman is on vacation.’ ” He laughed out loud.
I then had Sid sign my copy of the
book. He wrote, “To John, Hope you are around for 125 (years), too. Love
working with you. Sid Hartman.” I treasure that.
Where’s Steed!
During the Prep Bowl one year at the
Metrodome after I had left the newspaper to join the MSHSL staff, Sid came
booming into the press box and found me straight away. He needed to talk to
MSHSL executive director Dave Stead … whose last name, as everyone knew, rhymes
with “bread.” Sid barked, “Hey! Is Steed here? Where’s Steed?”
Sid the jaywalker
The old Star Tribune building was at
425 Portland Avenue in downtown Minneapolis. The employee parking lot was
across the street, and it didn’t take much effort to use the crosswalk instead
of jaywalking from parking lot to front door. One day Sid and I arrived at the
same time, with him parking his Cadillac in his designated front-row spot and
me and my beat-up Toyota finding a spot a few rows back. Sid didn’t go to the
crosswalk and I guess I thought it would be rude if I followed the letter of
the law. As we began our jaywalking journey across Portland Avenue, a car
driving at or below the speed limit was getting closer and closer. Sid and I
were clearly in the wrong. The driver slowed down and had every right to yell
at us. But it was Sid who did the screaming … “Hey jerk! Where’d you learn to
drive!”
Sid, Griffey and my sons
I was in my first or second year at the Star
Tribune (1991 or 1992) when Sid overheard me telling a colleague on the sports
desk that my two young sons, John and Joe, were big fans of Ken Griffey Jr.
Without hesitation, Sid said, “The next time the Mariners are in town I’ll get tickets
for you and your kids.” Well, he did a lot more than that.
Sid got us free tickets behind home plate and told
us to meet him at the Metrodome media entrance early that day. He came out,
waved us through security, led us down a stairwell and bam! We walked out of
the Twins dugout and onto the field while the Twins were taking batting
practice. Sid introduced my boys to Paul Molitor and Tom Kelly, who shook hands
with my kids. Joe looked toward the Mariners dugout and said to his brother,
“Hey Johnny! Look! That’s Lou Piniella!” It was pure magic. But there was more.
Sid told us he had arranged for the Twins team
photographer to take a photo of me and my sons with Griffey (and Sid). I
immediately envisioned an absolute keepsake Christmas card photo. But there was
a wrench; the Mariners media relations person had not been informed of Sid’s plan
and told him, “Sid, you have to run these things past me first.” Sid screamed obscenities
at him, saying he knew the team’s general manager and he would have him fired.
But Sid’s opponent stood firm.
As they argued, and seeing that Sid’s grand plan
had been foiled, my sons and I went out to the left field seats in the hopes of
catching some BP home run balls. We didn’t, but we wore the biggest smiles you
can imagine at everything that had happened. We were in our seats at game time,
behind home plate and in front of the press box. We were absolutely giddy. Sid
saw us there and came running down to us with a concerned, disappointed look on
his face. “Hey! Where’d you go?!” he said. “We were all set for the picture but
I couldn’t find you!” Somehow, some way, the man had cleared the hurdles and I
don’t believe he murdered anybody or got anyone fired while doing so.
Poor, dear Sid was absolutely crushed. He was
devastated that his promised photo hadn’t happened. He went downstairs to the
Twins clubhouse – during a game, mind you, which no one else would have been
allowed to do -- and grabbed two baseballs that had been autographed by every
member of the Twins. He brought my kids the baseballs along with media guides
for both teams.
He apologized over and over. I told him, “Sid,
are you kidding? Please don’t apologize. This has been the greatest day of my
sons’ lives! And mine! We can’t thank you enough!”
Sid Hartman was one of a kind, a special person,
and we’ll never see his like again.
Thank you, Sid.
--MSHSL media specialist John Millea has been
the leading voice of Minnesota high school activities for decades. Follow him
on Twitter @MSHSLjohn, listen to "Preps Today with John Millea” wherever
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